Memorabilia that would buy at the Twins moving sale tomorrow

The Twins are moving from the metrodome tomorrow.  Before the move, they’re lightening the load with a “yard sale” (just thought of that), and here’s what I want to take home:

Game program from the hallowed ‘87 season

Huge swath of the garbage bag like wall from the outfield

Two of Joe Nathan’s used Nike-logo hemp necklaces

A Twins button

A VHS tape copy of “Best of Circle Me Bert:1994”

An invisible net from behind home plate (to stretch between two trees across my street)

Puckett jersey with a rib sauce smudge