Seth:	hey, have you seen the trailers for that ORPHAN mv?
me:	no
Seth:	really?
me:	really
Seth:	ok watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjaV3gyOI dont look at the comments
me:	ok. look. I got 20 secs into this, and I can already tell this little girl is bad news
Seth:	lol. stupid parents. ok let me know when you're done
me:	k. wait... she's a prostitute!? what?? HAHAHAHHA
Seth:	oh man I wanted to be the one who told you! She's a 33 year old prostitute dwarf, that is what is wrong with Esther. that is like the best twist ever.
me:	wait
Seth:	SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE SHES 9. SHES ACTUALLY 33.
me:	but the plot twist is she's a murdering dwarf
Seth:	HOW DOES THAT EXPLAIN THE EVIL?
me:	???
Seth:	this mv has a set of balls
me:	wait, did you see that ep of Law and Order where the girl in highschool was actually like 30 but looked young and keep moving from high school to high school?
Seth:	lol no
me:	it's like this movie saw that ep and said "let's take this up a notch"
Seth:	god that is awesome
me:	how do you think people feel when they watch that movie and then find out, oh, hey, she's not like the devil, she's just a dwarf
Seth:	I think too that the reason for her like killing everyone is just supposed to logically come from the fact that she's a dwarf
me:	I thought she was killing everyone because she has a vitamin deficiency because they seem to live in the most under-lit town in the world
Seth:	she certainly doesn't seem to like play houses
me:	also, if they were talking to that lady about Esther, how does the orphanage not have and records on her. that lady was clearly looking at records, is she in on the con?
Seth:	it is a very badly run orphanage
me:	the state of Vermont or where ever should really do an audit, because that's just ridiculous
Seth:	i mean yeah Esther is evil but there are other kids there who are getting shortchanged as well