/FALLS OFF CHAIR

“Yeah, you read that right. St. Paul Mayor Chris Coleman proclaimed Sept. 22 as “METRO Magazine Day.” Why? Cuz we brought the party to the eastside, that’s why! Honest to goodness, we have the signed/sealed certificate to prove it.”

This has got to be a joke, right?  If getting a city day is that easy, hey RT, howabout making October 6th “Minneapolis Zombie Day”?