Non-Required Reading: Spring Break ‘08 IRANI don’t know about you guys, but I was getting a little worried that this whole Iraq thing was winding down and we’d be without another corporate imperial project to pick up the slack. (Seriously, what would the politicos talk about? Black disenfranchisement? Yeah right.) That’s why I was pumped to find out today that the Senate will be passing the Kyl-Lieberman amendment, which will make the premiere of Extreme Makeover Iran no problemo at all. Wait, it gets more awesome. To take away the benefit of the doubt — like you had any doubt, I know — there’s a new Newsweek report that last year Darth Cheney discussed the possibility of Israel secretly provoking Iran into retaliation, where “secretly provoking” really meaning “bombing”. And not with the LOLbombs I’m dropping over here while reading these reports. So thank goodness we’ll have another campaign coming up in the really near future, I bet we totally win this one. (Especially with the man, the Mitt, the legend in charge!) |
