"If I was going to work for any new internet blog, it would be Kramer’s MinnPost. I’ve already got the experience managing almost all those reporters, and if I worked there I wouldn’t have to pay for any benefits or retirement when they all retire in the next five to eight years. The bottom line would be golden and they could go back to writing the same stories that they have been writing for the last twenty years.  Thanks again to the people who have sent cards and notes and have called. You’re the best."
Fake Par finally started posting again no that he’s — well, real Par — is going to have some free time.